Thursday, August 31, 2006

Houseowner requires cheap tarts for quick passionate exchange ...

We saw a house ....

We demurred through batting eyelids saying a faint 'no' because we though the garden was too small to satisfy our needs.

We went on a second date.

We made a cheap nasty cheeky offer knowing the heart of the house owner had been bruised before because of the infidelity of others.

The owner liked the look of our gib (and our money)

Exchange in six weeks. We like short engagements in our houses.


(vaguely and quite perceivably happy)


Neil said...

You sluts. Two dates and you're already hooking up.

ElizaF said...

Hey!!, We've just met! Jeepers, am I that transparent? :)