Monday, May 15, 2006

Podge and Rodge

For all you Podge and Rodge fans or those in need of an education, some choice quotes:

You're as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit....

He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician....

As funny as a burning orphanage...

He's so camp, he shites tent pegs....

She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn ...

Sweatin' like a pedophile in a Barney suit ....

I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry. .... (a personal favorite)

mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard....

Jaysus, she could breastfeed a creche ....

Mother Teresa wouldn't kiss her cheek ....

A sniper wouldn't take her out ....

Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle ....

If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one ....

She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked piss off a nettle .....

She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede ....

If I'd a garden full of Mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall ....

She grabs that pole like Brian Kennedy in a mickey factory ...